This expresses how many of us feel I think. And really, have you read the list of dangerous words? It is absurd when you think about it…actually, no it really doesn’t take much thought on the topic.
In accordance with the use of the words featured on the NSA Haiku Generator, which randomly generates haiku using words that are red-flagged by the NSA and mark you as a “potential terrorist,” I have written some proper haiku that accurately describe me and my use of many of these words:
Competitor nerd
Writes plots about warfare
Phishing for spy finks
I like TIE-fighters
So, peering and eavesdropping,
Illuminati spy
“Underground basement”
Are keywords that trigger
Military spying
Emergency preparedness is a sign of possible terror?
Now I wave at the government spooks of the Western world who have found their way to my site:
Really, I’m harmless. I’m a writer who likes to tell stories that remind people that war is awful, and I’m a sci-fi nerd. But that’s really none of your business, and I resent you violating my privacy, so that’s why I’m writing these haiku.
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